• the ballad of sweeney todd: yes, this show is actually about a murderous barber
  • no place like london: tragic backstory time
  • worst pies in london: 1800s fast food
  • poor thing: tragic backstory time pt. 2
  • my friends: let's sing to some knives
  • green finch and linnet bird: metaphors, metaphors everywhere
  • johanna: i just saw you like ten seconds ago, let's get married
  • wait: interior decor for vengeful murderers
  • kiss me: horny horny horny
  • ladies in their sensibilities: ladies can't get horny, what?
  • pretty women: get it, close shave, because he's gonna kill him
  • epiphany: yep, definitely a demon barber
  • a little priest: cannibal puns
  • god that's good: lol, they're eating people
  • by the sea: murderers deserve to dream too
  • not while i'm around: in which tobias is the only person who understands how fucking dangerous sweeney is
  • the judge's return: stabby stab
  • final scene: death, plot twist, death, plot twist, plot twist, death, dramatic ending
  • prologue: flashback time noot noot
  • overture: DUUUUUUUUUUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUUUUUUUUN
  • think of me: frick that shit's high
  • angel of music: stalkers make great music teachers
  • little lotte: throwback thursday
  • the mirror: who dis bitch think he is?
  • the phantom of the opera: in case you didn't know who the guy with the mask was
  • the music of the night: vibrattos you into loving me
  • prima donna: stop singing at the same time it's not dramatic it's confusing
  • all i ask of you: pls love me
  • all i ask of you (reprise): why don't you love me?
  • masquerade: obligatory group number
  • wishing you were somehow here again: i goofed up
  • don juan triumphant: opera for bad asses
  • past the point of no return: this is a euphemism for sex
  • down once more: yep totally a stalker
  • finale: gross sobbing


cartel:

when will they make water proof books so I can read in the shower or bath

(via highways-of-fantasy)

  • Me: But I have about fifty books at home I haven't read, there's no reason for me to buy these.
  • My brain: Okay, but consider this: more books.